9/3/11

yeah well i hope i blow across this street


I took my car to a place that fixes cars. a man stood in front of a giant banner: WE FIX ALL CARS

"Can't fix that one. Gotta take that to a dealership. We ain't got a big computer to check the codes."

"That sign says that you fix all cars."

"All domestic cars."

"This is a ford. It's… do you know what domestic means?"

"Naw, uh-uh, we can't fix foreign cars, you gotta take that to a dealership."

As i turned to leave he asked me if i was a Saints fan. "They ain't worth a damn this season," he said.